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{LN} Goat Jokes
Goat Jokes
What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
What do you call a spastic goat? Billy the kid.
What do you call a goat that lip syncs? Billy-Vanilli.
A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try one
more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined to make
a sale. A small boy opens the door, and the salesman starts in with his
sales pitch. The boy stood there speechless, and the salesman, seeing that
he wasn't getting anywhere, asked the boy where his mother was. The boy
didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs. The salesman goes up the stairs,
opens the bedroom door and finds the boy's mother in bed with a goat!! Completely
flabbergasted, the salesman slams the door shut and flies down the stairs.
He grabs the little boy by the shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's
in bed with your mother? Do you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother
you?" To which the little boy responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." (Note: you must
speak the boy's response like a goat)
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